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Naraka 19 nice?

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Me Joe and Lsoon got sick of Monash cafe food 2 days ago and decided to go Sunway Pyramid to chillout. We ate and Mr.teppanyaki and decided to go catch a movie before our class at 4.00. Naraka 19 is at 2.30? YAY?

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YAY NOTTTTTTTT!

AdrianC American Idol Simon Style:

Seriously. Its that sucky. The storyline is boring. It is not even scary. My hair din not stand at all. The director put so much effort in expressing the storyline: by explaining& explaining& talk& talk& talk. TOO MUCH THEORY& DIALOG. it makes the whole movie boring. Heck, if we want someone to narrate it for us we might as well buy a fact book about ‘hell’ and ask someone to read it out for us.Boring storyline, boring action. YOURE OUT!

Synopsis: “The nightmare begins for university student Rain when she receives a text message on here mobile phone – “Do you know what the 19th gate of Hell is?” The same cryptic message goes out to all the other students on campus, involving them in a deadly phone game – in this game, if you loose, you die.”

Yeah? tell you what, you might as well watch One Missed Call. Its MUCH WAY WAY better. The way they use technology(mobile phones) to portray the scary factor for NARAKA 19 is way to ridiculous.

Current HK Box Office:
Rank|Movie|Boxoffice (HKD)|No.of cinemas screening|Days since first screening|Accumulated Boxoffice (HKD)
1| Naraka 19 | 0.22 million | 30 | 1 | 0.22 million
2| Hairspray| 0.17 million | 17 | 1 | 0.17 million
3| Evan Almighty | 0.14 million | 29 | 15 | 9.55 million
4| Contract Lover | 0.11 million | 10 | 8 | 1.64 million
5| Apartment 1303 | 0.07 million | 10 | 1 | 0.07 million
6| Disturbia | 0.06 million | 23 | 8 | 1.68 million
7| Alone | 0.06 million | 16 | 15 | 3.05 million
8| The Last Mimzy | 0.05 million | 11 | 1 | 0.05 million
9| Evening | 0.04 million | 5 | 1 | 0.04 million
10| Hearty Paw | 0.04 million | 16 | 8 | 1.08 million

source asianfanatics.net 7/11/2007

 

HOLY god. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? have you guys lost your ghost sense? WTFish?

Or you guys did what we did in the cinemas?

AdrianC: staring at the beautiful gillian

Joe: almost sleep halfway through

Lsoon: Looking at pretty girls in the cinema. In fact there are some pretty ones. with school uniform ! wah.

 

The only thing is that Gillian was PRETTY.

Shes pretty when she looks scared.

Shes pretty when she runs from monster.

Shes pretty when she just wakes up all sweaty.

Shes pretty at her legs and heels too.

SHES MY DREAM GIRL. i mean ONE OF MY DREAM GIRLS.

After the movie we went like WTH WTFish IS THIS SHIT? OMFG.

 

The best ghost movie i watched was Shutter. its a thai ghost movie and the scare factor was just amazing!

 

We should edit Naraka 19. Add some sex scenes in it(Joe, 2007) <–see i do citation. At least if my hair dont stand up my didi will.

There goes RM8, a spoilt evening and full of cursing. :(

AdrianC says

this movie is a total letdown. id rather spend my wasted cinema money on a pirated adult movie or a Gillian poster. Only watch if you are really really desperate. or else dont bother at all.


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